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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
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  • 18 bigbird
  • 15 snail
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 14 unicorn
  • 2 tomford
  • 8 pikachu
  • 19 arnold
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 17 gollum
  • 1 boo
  • 20 animal
  • 9 mozart
  • 5 auntjemima

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Tyrion Lannister

Ryan Seacrest

Royal Baby George


Big Bird

A Snail

Channing Tatum

Toy Story Aliens

One Graham Cracker


Tom Ford



Mark Zuckerburg

Albert Einstein





Aunt Jemima

Was the voice of Simba.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Too many shows.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Slowly making progress.

Makes the girls crazy.

We're just toys.

Break me off a piece of that.

They don't exist.

Clothes make the man.

Has power of electricity.

Will jingle you all the way.

Had a movie made about him.

Smart dude.

Will treat you like his precious.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Awesome on the drums.

A child Prodigy.

Culturally insensitive.

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  • 13 charliesheen
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 3 georgemicheal
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  • 18 katyperry
  • 15 pope
  • 12 miketyson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 2 robford
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 17 thor
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 20 beyonce
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 5 greengiant

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

The Pope

Me too.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Clever girl.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.


Awesome on everything.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

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