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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 2 tomford
  • 19 arnold
  • 18 bigbird
  • 15 snail
  • 8 pikachu
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 4 toystoryaliens
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  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 14 unicorn
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  • 12 channigtatum
  • 9 mozart
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
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One Graham Cracker


Mark Zuckerburg

Albert Einstein

Tom Ford


Big Bird

A Snail


Aunt Jemima

Toy Story Aliens


Ryan Seacrest

Tyrion Lannister



Channing Tatum


Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Royal Baby George


Break me off a piece of that.

Will treat you like his precious.

Had a movie made about him.

Smart dude.

Clothes make the man.

Will jingle you all the way.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Slowly making progress.

Has power of electricity.

Culturally insensitive.

We're just toys.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Too many shows.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

They don't exist.

Awesome on the drums.

Makes the girls crazy.

A child Prodigy.

Was the voice of Simba.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

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  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 17 thor
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 2 robford
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 18 katyperry
  • 15 pope
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 5 greengiant
  • 4 jabbathehut
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  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 20 beyonce
  • 12 miketyson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 1 grumpycat

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Clever girl.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

The Pope

Me too.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.


Awesome on everything.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

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