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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 8 pikachu
  • 17 gollum
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 19 arnold
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 9 mozart
  • 1 boo
  • 14 unicorn
  • 18 bigbird
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 7 tyrionlannister
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  • 15 snail
  • 20 animal
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 2 tomford
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 16 markzuckerburg



One Graham Cracker


Ryan Seacrest

Toy Story Aliens

Jonathan Taylor Thomas




Big Bird

Channing Tatum

Tyrion Lannister


A Snail


Aunt Jemima

Royal Baby George

Tom Ford

Albert Einstein

Mark Zuckerburg

Has power of electricity.

Will treat you like his precious.

Break me off a piece of that.

Will jingle you all the way.

Too many shows.

We're just toys.

Was the voice of Simba.

A child Prodigy.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

They don't exist.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Makes the girls crazy.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Slowly making progress.

Awesome on the drums.

Culturally insensitive.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Clothes make the man.

Smart dude.

Had a movie made about him.

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  • 8 kimjongii
  • 17 thor
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 18 katyperry
  • 12 miketyson
  • 7 allfourhobbits
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  • 15 pope
  • 20 beyonce
  • 5 greengiant
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 2 robford
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 16 tommyspace

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

The Pope

Me too.


Awesome on everything.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.


Clever girl.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

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