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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 17 gollum
  • 8 pikachu
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 1 boo
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 15 snail
  • 7 tyrionlannister
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  • 2 tomford
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 19 arnold
  • 14 unicorn
  • 18 bigbird
  • 20 animal
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 12 channigtatum


Jonathan Taylor Thomas



Royal Baby George

Toy Story Aliens


One Graham Cracker

Mark Zuckerburg

A Snail

Tyrion Lannister


Tom Ford

Ryan Seacrest

Aunt Jemima



Big Bird


Albert Einstein

Channing Tatum

A child Prodigy.

Was the voice of Simba.

Will treat you like his precious.

Has power of electricity.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

We're just toys.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Break me off a piece of that.

Had a movie made about him.

Slowly making progress.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Clothes make the man.

Too many shows.

Culturally insensitive.

Will jingle you all the way.

They don't exist.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Awesome on the drums.

Smart dude.

Makes the girls crazy.

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  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 17 thor
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 15 pope
  • 7 allfourhobbits
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  • 2 robford
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 5 greengiant
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 18 katyperry
  • 20 beyonce
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 12 miketyson

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

The Pope

Me too.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.


Awesome on everything.


Clever girl.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

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