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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 8 pikachu
  • 17 gollum
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
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  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 14 unicorn
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 18 bigbird
  • 2 tomford
  • 19 arnold
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 20 animal
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 9 mozart
  • 15 snail
  • 11 ryanseacrest
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  • 5 auntjemima

Albert Einstein



Jonathan Taylor Thomas


Tyrion Lannister


Mark Zuckerburg

Big Bird

Tom Ford


Toy Story Aliens


One Graham Cracker

Royal Baby George

Channing Tatum


A Snail

Ryan Seacrest


Aunt Jemima

Smart dude.

Has power of electricity.

Will treat you like his precious.

Was the voice of Simba.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

They don't exist.

Had a movie made about him.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Clothes make the man.

Will jingle you all the way.

We're just toys.

Awesome on the drums.

Break me off a piece of that.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Makes the girls crazy.

A child Prodigy.

Slowly making progress.

Too many shows.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Culturally insensitive.

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  • 10 velociraptor
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 17 thor
  • 13 charliesheen
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  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 18 katyperry
  • 2 robford
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 20 beyonce
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 12 miketyson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 15 pope
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 5 greengiant


Clever girl.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.


Awesome on everything.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

The Pope

Me too.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

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