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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 14 unicorn
  • 9 mozart
  • 12 channigtatum
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  • 8 pikachu
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 5 auntjemima
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  • 2 tomford
  • 1 boo
  • 19 arnold
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 17 gollum
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 15 snail
  • 3 royalbabygeorge

Big Bird

Ryan Seacrest



Channing Tatum



Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Aunt Jemima


Tom Ford



One Graham Cracker

Albert Einstein

Mark Zuckerburg


Tyrion Lannister

Toy Story Aliens

A Snail

Royal Baby George

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Too many shows.

They don't exist.

A child Prodigy.

Makes the girls crazy.

Awesome on the drums.

Has power of electricity.

Was the voice of Simba.

Culturally insensitive.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Clothes make the man.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Will jingle you all the way.

Break me off a piece of that.

Smart dude.

Had a movie made about him.

Will treat you like his precious.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

We're just toys.

Slowly making progress.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

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  • 18 katyperry
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 12 miketyson
  • 20 beyonce
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 5 greengiant
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  • 2 robford
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 17 thor
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 15 pope
  • 3 georgemicheal

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.


Awesome on everything.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.


Clever girl.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

The Pope

Me too.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

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