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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 20 animal
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 2 tomford
  • 8 pikachu
  • 19 arnold
  • 15 snail
  • 7 tyrionlannister
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  • 18 bigbird
  • 1 boo
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 9 mozart
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 17 gollum
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 10 alberteinstein



Royal Baby George

Ryan Seacrest

Tom Ford



A Snail

Tyrion Lannister


Big Bird


Aunt Jemima

One Graham Cracker

Mark Zuckerburg


Channing Tatum


Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Toy Story Aliens

Albert Einstein

They don't exist.

Awesome on the drums.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Too many shows.

Clothes make the man.

Has power of electricity.

Will jingle you all the way.

Slowly making progress.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Culturally insensitive.

Break me off a piece of that.

Had a movie made about him.

A child Prodigy.

Makes the girls crazy.

Will treat you like his precious.

Was the voice of Simba.

We're just toys.

Smart dude.

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  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 20 beyonce
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 2 robford
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 15 pope
  • 7 allfourhobbits
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  • 18 katyperry
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 5 greengiant
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 12 miketyson
  • 17 thor
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 10 velociraptor

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.


Awesome on everything.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

The Pope

Me too.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.


Clever girl.

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