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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 9 mozart
  • 20 animal
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 14 unicorn
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 8 pikachu
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 16 markzuckerburg
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  • 19 arnold
  • 18 bigbird
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 2 tomford
  • 15 snail
  • 1 boo
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 17 gollum
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 10 alberteinstein



Toy Story Aliens


Aunt Jemima

One Graham Cracker

Tyrion Lannister


Ryan Seacrest

Mark Zuckerburg



Big Bird

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Tom Ford

A Snail


Channing Tatum


Royal Baby George

Albert Einstein

A child Prodigy.

Awesome on the drums.

We're just toys.

They don't exist.

Culturally insensitive.

Break me off a piece of that.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Has power of electricity.

Too many shows.

Had a movie made about him.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Will jingle you all the way.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Was the voice of Simba.

Clothes make the man.

Slowly making progress.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Makes the girls crazy.

Will treat you like his precious.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Smart dude.

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  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 20 beyonce
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 5 greengiant
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 16 tommyspace
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  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 18 katyperry
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 2 robford
  • 15 pope
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 12 miketyson
  • 17 thor
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 10 velociraptor

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Awesome on everything.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

The Pope

Me too.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.


Clever girl.

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