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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 17 gollum
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 8 pikachu
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 2 tomford
  • 18 bigbird
  • 20 animal
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 9 mozart
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  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 1 boo
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 19 arnold
  • 15 snail
  • 14 unicorn

Tyrion Lannister


Ryan Seacrest

Channing Tatum


Albert Einstein

Tom Ford

Big Bird


Jonathan Taylor Thomas



One Graham Cracker

Mark Zuckerburg


Toy Story Aliens

Aunt Jemima

Royal Baby George


A Snail


A Lannister always pays his debts.

Will treat you like his precious.

Too many shows.

Makes the girls crazy.

Has power of electricity.

Smart dude.

Clothes make the man.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Awesome on the drums.

Was the voice of Simba.

A child Prodigy.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Break me off a piece of that.

Had a movie made about him.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

We're just toys.

Culturally insensitive.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Will jingle you all the way.

Slowly making progress.

They don't exist.

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  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 17 thor
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 12 miketyson
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 2 robford
  • 18 katyperry
  • 20 beyonce
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 9 justinbeiber
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  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 5 greengiant
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 15 pope
  • 14 vladimirputin

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.


Clever girl.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.


Awesome on everything.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

The Pope

Me too.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

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