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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 2 tomford
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 20 animal
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 15 snail
  • 1 boo
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 19 arnold
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 14 unicorn
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  • 8 pikachu
  • 9 mozart
  • 18 bigbird
  • 17 gollum
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 3 royalbabygeorge

Tom Ford

Ryan Seacrest


One Graham Cracker

A Snail


Aunt Jemima

Mark Zuckerburg

Tyrion Lannister

Jonathan Taylor Thomas


Toy Story Aliens





Big Bird


Albert Einstein

Channing Tatum

Royal Baby George

Clothes make the man.

Too many shows.

Awesome on the drums.

Break me off a piece of that.

Slowly making progress.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Culturally insensitive.

Had a movie made about him.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Was the voice of Simba.

Will jingle you all the way.

We're just toys.

They don't exist.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Has power of electricity.

A child Prodigy.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Will treat you like his precious.

Smart dude.

Makes the girls crazy.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

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  • 2 robford
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 20 beyonce
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 15 pope
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 5 greengiant
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 14 vladimirputin
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  • 8 kimjongii
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 18 katyperry
  • 17 thor
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 12 miketyson
  • 3 georgemicheal

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.


Awesome on everything.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

The Pope

Me too.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.


Clever girl.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

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