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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 5 auntjemima
  • 19 arnold
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 1 boo
  • 20 animal
  • 18 bigbird
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 9 mozart
  • 17 gollum
  • 2 tomford
  • 15 snail
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 8 pikachu
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 14 unicorn
  • 16 markzuckerburg


Aunt Jemima


Jonathan Taylor Thomas



Big Bird

One Graham Cracker



Tom Ford

A Snail

Royal Baby George

Tyrion Lannister

Ryan Seacrest


Albert Einstein

Channing Tatum

Toy Story Aliens


Mark Zuckerburg

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Culturally insensitive.

Will jingle you all the way.

Was the voice of Simba.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Awesome on the drums.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Break me off a piece of that.

A child Prodigy.

Will treat you like his precious.

Clothes make the man.

Slowly making progress.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Too many shows.

Has power of electricity.

Smart dude.

Makes the girls crazy.

We're just toys.

They don't exist.

Had a movie made about him.

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  • 5 greengiant
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 20 beyonce
  • 18 katyperry
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 17 thor
  • 2 robford
  • 15 pope
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 12 miketyson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 16 tommyspace


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.


Awesome on everything.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

The Pope

Me too.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.


Clever girl.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

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