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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 7 tyrionlannister
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  • 5 auntjemima
  • 17 gollum
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 18 bigbird
  • 1 boo
  • 8 pikachu
  • 14 unicorn
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 19 arnold
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 20 animal
  • 15 snail
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 2 tomford
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 9 mozart
  • 16 markzuckerburg

Tyrion Lannister


Aunt Jemima


Royal Baby George

Big Bird




Toy Story Aliens

Channing Tatum


One Graham Cracker


A Snail

Ryan Seacrest

Tom Ford

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Albert Einstein


Mark Zuckerburg

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Culturally insensitive.

Will treat you like his precious.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Has power of electricity.

They don't exist.

We're just toys.

Makes the girls crazy.

Will jingle you all the way.

Break me off a piece of that.

Awesome on the drums.

Slowly making progress.

Too many shows.

Clothes make the man.

Was the voice of Simba.

Smart dude.

A child Prodigy.

Had a movie made about him.

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  • 7 allfourhobbits
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  • 5 greengiant
  • 17 thor
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 18 katyperry
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 12 miketyson
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 20 beyonce
  • 15 pope
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 2 robford
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 16 tommyspace

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.


Awesome on everything.

The Pope

Me too.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.


Clever girl.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

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