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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 18 bigbird
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 1 boo
  • 14 unicorn
  • 19 arnold
  • 9 mozart
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 8 pikachu
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 20 animal
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  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 2 tomford
  • 15 snail
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 17 gollum
  • 11 ryanseacrest

Big Bird

Channing Tatum





Royal Baby George

Mark Zuckerburg

Aunt Jemima


One Graham Cracker

Albert Einstein

Toy Story Aliens



Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Tom Ford

A Snail

Tyrion Lannister


Ryan Seacrest

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Makes the girls crazy.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

They don't exist.

Will jingle you all the way.

A child Prodigy.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Had a movie made about him.

Culturally insensitive.

Has power of electricity.

Break me off a piece of that.

Smart dude.

We're just toys.

Awesome on the drums.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Was the voice of Simba.

Clothes make the man.

Slowly making progress.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Will treat you like his precious.

Too many shows.

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  • 18 katyperry
  • 12 miketyson
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 5 greengiant
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 20 beyonce
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  • 13 charliesheen
  • 2 robford
  • 15 pope
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 17 thor
  • 11 homersimpson

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.


Clever girl.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.


Awesome on everything.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

The Pope

Me too.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

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