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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 17 gollum
  • 20 animal
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 15 snail
  • 9 mozart
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 19 arnold
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  • 14 unicorn
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 16 markzuckerburg
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Royal Baby George

Big Bird



Aunt Jemima

Ryan Seacrest

Toy Story Aliens

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

One Graham Cracker

A Snail


Albert Einstein




Tom Ford


Channing Tatum

Tyrion Lannister

Mark Zuckerburg


Looking for help in the bathroom.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Will treat you like his precious.

Awesome on the drums.

Culturally insensitive.

Too many shows.

We're just toys.

Was the voice of Simba.

Break me off a piece of that.

Slowly making progress.

A child Prodigy.

Smart dude.

Will jingle you all the way.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Has power of electricity.

Clothes make the man.

They don't exist.

Makes the girls crazy.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Had a movie made about him.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

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  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 18 katyperry
  • 17 thor
  • 20 beyonce
  • 5 greengiant
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 15 pope
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 19 ojsimpson
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  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 12 miketyson
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 1 grumpycat

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.


Awesome on everything.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

The Pope

Me too.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Clever girl.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

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