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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 10 alberteinstein
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  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 2 tomford
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 9 mozart
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 8 pikachu
  • 14 unicorn
  • 15 snail
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 1 boo
  • 18 bigbird
  • 20 animal
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 17 gollum


Royal Baby George

Albert Einstein


One Graham Cracker

Tom Ford

Jonathan Taylor Thomas


Aunt Jemima



A Snail

Toy Story Aliens

Mark Zuckerburg


Big Bird


Channing Tatum

Ryan Seacrest

Tyrion Lannister


Will jingle you all the way.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Smart dude.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Break me off a piece of that.

Clothes make the man.

Was the voice of Simba.

A child Prodigy.

Culturally insensitive.

Has power of electricity.

They don't exist.

Slowly making progress.

We're just toys.

Had a movie made about him.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Awesome on the drums.

Makes the girls crazy.

Too many shows.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Will treat you like his precious.

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  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 10 velociraptor
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  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 2 robford
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 5 greengiant
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 15 pope
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 18 katyperry
  • 20 beyonce
  • 12 miketyson
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 17 thor

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.


Clever girl.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

The Pope

Me too.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.


Awesome on everything.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

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