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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 12 channigtatum
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  • 2 tomford
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  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 9 mozart
  • 17 gollum
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 19 arnold
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 8 pikachu
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 18 bigbird
  • 1 boo
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 14 unicorn

A Snail

Channing Tatum


Tom Ford


Royal Baby George

Albert Einstein



Ryan Seacrest


Aunt Jemima


One Graham Cracker

Big Bird


Mark Zuckerburg

Toy Story Aliens

Tyrion Lannister

Jonathan Taylor Thomas


Slowly making progress.

Makes the girls crazy.

Awesome on the drums.

Clothes make the man.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Smart dude.

A child Prodigy.

Will treat you like his precious.

Too many shows.

Will jingle you all the way.

Culturally insensitive.

Has power of electricity.

Break me off a piece of that.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Had a movie made about him.

We're just toys.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Was the voice of Simba.

They don't exist.

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  • 15 pope
  • 12 miketyson
  • 20 beyonce
  • 2 robford
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  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 17 thor
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 5 greengiant
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 18 katyperry
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 14 vladimirputin

The Pope

Me too.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.


Awesome on everything.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.


Clever girl.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

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