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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 18 bigbird
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 20 animal
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 9 mozart
  • 1 boo
  • 14 unicorn
  • 19 arnold
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
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  • 2 tomford
  • 17 gollum
  • 15 snail
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 8 pikachu

Toy Story Aliens

Big Bird

Tyrion Lannister


Mark Zuckerburg

Channing Tatum





Aunt Jemima

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Royal Baby George

Ryan Seacrest

One Graham Cracker


Tom Ford


A Snail

Albert Einstein


We're just toys.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Awesome on the drums.

Had a movie made about him.

Makes the girls crazy.

A child Prodigy.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

They don't exist.

Will jingle you all the way.

Culturally insensitive.

Was the voice of Simba.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Too many shows.

Break me off a piece of that.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Clothes make the man.

Will treat you like his precious.

Slowly making progress.

Smart dude.

Has power of electricity.

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  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 18 katyperry
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 20 beyonce
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 12 miketyson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 5 greengiant
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 6 kimkardashian
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  • 2 robford
  • 17 thor
  • 15 pope
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 8 kimjongii

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Awesome on everything.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

The Pope

Me too.


Clever girl.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

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