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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 19 arnold
  • 9 mozart
  • 15 snail
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 14 unicorn
  • 2 tomford
  • 18 bigbird
  • 1 boo
  • 20 animal
  • 17 gollum
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 8 pikachu
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  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 10 alberteinstein

Tyrion Lannister

Mark Zuckerburg



A Snail

One Graham Cracker

Jonathan Taylor Thomas


Tom Ford

Big Bird




Royal Baby George



Toy Story Aliens

Channing Tatum

Aunt Jemima

Ryan Seacrest

Albert Einstein

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Had a movie made about him.

Will jingle you all the way.

A child Prodigy.

Slowly making progress.

Break me off a piece of that.

Was the voice of Simba.

They don't exist.

Clothes make the man.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Awesome on the drums.

Will treat you like his precious.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Has power of electricity.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

We're just toys.

Makes the girls crazy.

Culturally insensitive.

Too many shows.

Smart dude.

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  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 15 pope
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 2 robford
  • 18 katyperry
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 20 beyonce
  • 17 thor
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 8 kimjongii
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  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 12 miketyson
  • 5 greengiant
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 10 velociraptor

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

The Pope

Me too.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.


Awesome on everything.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.


Clever girl.

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