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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 18 bigbird
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 7 tyrionlannister
  • 12 channigtatum
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 8 pikachu
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 9 mozart
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 16 markzuckerburg
  • 20 animal
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 1 boo
  • 2 tomford
  • 14 unicorn
  • 15 snail
  • 19 arnold



Big Bird

Royal Baby George

Aunt Jemima

Albert Einstein

Tyrion Lannister

Channing Tatum

Toy Story Aliens


One Graham Cracker


Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Mark Zuckerburg


Ryan Seacrest


Tom Ford


A Snail


Will treat you like his precious.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Culturally insensitive.

Smart dude.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Makes the girls crazy.

We're just toys.

Has power of electricity.

Break me off a piece of that.

A child Prodigy.

Was the voice of Simba.

Had a movie made about him.

Awesome on the drums.

Too many shows.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Clothes make the man.

They don't exist.

Slowly making progress.

Will jingle you all the way.

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  • 18 katyperry
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 5 greengiant
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 12 miketyson
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 20 beyonce
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 2 robford
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 15 pope
  • 19 ojsimpson


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.


Clever girl.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Awesome on everything.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

The Pope

Me too.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

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