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find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

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  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 4 toystoryaliens
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 13 jonathantaylorthomas
  • 6 onegrahamcracker
  • 8 pikachu
  • 1 boo
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  • 18 bigbird
  • 19 arnold
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  • 16 markzuckerburg
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A Snail


Albert Einstein

Ryan Seacrest

Aunt Jemima

Toy Story Aliens

Royal Baby George

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

One Graham Cracker




Big Bird


Tom Ford

Tyrion Lannister



Channing Tatum

Mark Zuckerburg


Slowly making progress.

A child Prodigy.

Smart dude.

Too many shows.

Culturally insensitive.

We're just toys.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Was the voice of Simba.

Break me off a piece of that.

Has power of electricity.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Awesome on the drums.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Will jingle you all the way.

Clothes make the man.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Will treat you like his precious.

Makes the girls crazy.

Had a movie made about him.

They don't exist.

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  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 5 greengiant
  • 4 jabbathehut
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 13 charliesheen
  • 6 kimkardashian
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 20 beyonce
  • 18 katyperry
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 2 robford
  • 7 allfourhobbits
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  • 17 thor
  • 12 miketyson
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 14 vladimirputin

The Pope

Me too.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.


Clever girl.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.


Awesome on everything.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

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