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Help us help our employees
find love. Or lust. Or whatever.

In this biz you don’t always have time to plan V-Day candy, roses or reservations. So we’ve had 1,000 monkeys developers spend 1,000 hours 10 minutes building an advanced algorithmic love matching machine. Simply answer a few Hot or Not questions and find your perfect RTOP date with an ad man/woman who won't be able to go 5 minutes without checking a phone. Romantic.

Get started and set me up with:

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  • 20 animal
  • 15 snail
  • 2 tomford
  • 18 bigbird
  • 11 ryanseacrest
  • 10 alberteinstein
  • 17 gollum
  • 19 arnold
  • 9 mozart
  • 3 royalbabygeorge
  • 8 pikachu
  • 14 unicorn
  • 5 auntjemima
  • 7 tyrionlannister
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  • 12 channigtatum
  • 6 onegrahamcracker

Toy Story Aliens


Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Mark Zuckerburg


A Snail

Tom Ford

Big Bird

Ryan Seacrest

Albert Einstein




Royal Baby George



Aunt Jemima

Tyrion Lannister


Channing Tatum

One Graham Cracker

We're just toys.

Thin hair,piercing blue eyes, will treat you like his precious.

Was the voice of Simba.

Had a movie made about him.

Awesome on the drums.

Slowly making progress.

Clothes make the man.

Pals around with bizarre creatures.

Too many shows.

Smart dude.

Will treat you like his precious.

Will jingle you all the way.

A child Prodigy.

Looking for help in the bathroom.

Has power of electricity.

They don't exist.

Culturally insensitive.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

OMG I M 2 cute LOLZ

Makes the girls crazy.

Break me off a piece of that.

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  • 13 charliesheen
  • 16 tommyspace
  • 20 beyonce
  • 15 pope
  • 2 robford
  • 18 katyperry
  • 11 homersimpson
  • 10 velociraptor
  • 17 thor
  • 19 ojsimpson
  • 9 justinbeiber
  • 3 georgemicheal
  • 8 kimjongii
  • 14 vladimirputin
  • 5 greengiant
  • 7 allfourhobbits
  • 1 grumpycat
  • 12 miketyson
  • 6 kimkardashian

Jabba the Hut

I'm just for selling toys.


Godly biceps, rumored to have a large hammer.

Charlie Sheen

Still hears Mufassa.

Tom from Myspace

Saw a movie once.


Awesome on everything.

The Pope

Me too.

Rob Ford

I can't get my pants off.

Katy Perry

Has dated a series of them.

Homer Simpson

Too many seasons.


Clever girl.


Rumor has it he has a huge hammer.

OJ Simpson

Will get away with it.

Justin Bieber

As a child, listened to Prodigy.

George Michael

Looking for "help" in the bathroom.

Kim Jong Il

Denies his people electricity.

Vladmir Putin

Gays don't exist.

The Jolly Green Giant

Vertically insensitive.

All Four Hobbits

Good hobbits put a ring on it.

Grumpy Cat

F**k OFF.

Mike Tyson

Face. Tattoo.

Kim Kardashian

No thanks.

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